Pop Tart Recipe

This was sent to me by a fellow graduate-student friend of mine who I think was overreacting to my idea of starting a recipe exchange:

POP TART RECIPE

1. Take pop tart of choice out of package (there are many varieties-see
Cub Food for details)
2. Place said pop tart in the toaster-push the lever down
3. Wait until pop tart pops up or after 2 min. push lever up (watch
closely it can easily burn)
4. Place pop tart quickly (it's hot) on a plate
5. Wait 5 minutes until cool
6. Enjoy with diet Coke